Sunday, December 28, 2008
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At
the House

Once again we celebrated with family
and friends at our annual Christmas party. Children and adults
decorated ornaments, cookies, and a gingerbead house (which Husband
had assembled the night before using brute determination)...
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Sunday, December 21, 2008
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The
Internal Stuggle
She was unhappy then; she's unhappy
now. Bianca wants to be, in her words, sitting under a tree with a
book but has found herself instead in this communal situation where
everyone is in everyone else's pockets. She doesn't want to play
bingo or cards. She's tired of the social activities designed to
keep the residents busy. She wants to be independent -- cook for
herself, be on her own timetable -- but her circumstances don't
allow that...
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Lying in bed last night, eyes wide as
saucers, I gave up on sleep and went to the kitchen for a cup of
tea. Flipping through the cable channels (yes, my life is dominated
by media) I came across "The Duggars: 17 Kids and Counting" on TLC.
I am strangely fascinated by this family...
Update: "The
ultimate Christmas gift from God," said Jim Bob. Well, it's "18
Kids and Counting" now...
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These were the words used in a search
query by someone (likely a high school freshman) who found
StoryRhyme.com. To the seeker: I'm going to go out on a limb here
and guess that you didn't read the story, did you? Because if you
did, you'd know that O. Henry's use of irony is not exactly subtle.
In fact, if at first you didn't know what irony meant, you would
after reading "The Gift of the Magi..."
Update: Jim And Della's Gifts;
Irony... Okay, since it's the season of giving and since I
don't want to feel like I've got spiders in my soul like The
Grinch, I'm directing this post to the many of you who are seeking
the answer to the question: What is ironic about the
gifts Jim and Della gave to each other. Also, what were they really
giving...
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Monday, December 15, 2008
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StoryRhyme
Yesterday, our friend Ira (I guess
you're officially a contributor now) sent a link to an L.A. Times
article on the passing of author Dorothy Sterling at the age of 95;
he thought her story would be worth noting on StoryRhyme.com...
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Laura finds herself in a classroom
full of enthusiastic, well-groomed and always polite high school
freshman eagerly waiting for her to teach them the proper way to
diagram a sentence...
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Friday, December 12, 2008
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I
Have No Idea

Yes, she was the “notorious” pin-up
girl in sometimes ridiculous-looking outfits, but she retained a
lovely lightness about everything she did...
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Monday, December 08, 2008
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StoryRhyme Behind The Story
The spirit of the holidays, whether
you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, is really about
giving to others. The saying "'Tis better to give than to receive"
is true. As we get older, for most of us, there's not much that we
need.
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Tuesday, December 02, 2008
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StoryRhyme At
the House

Growing up, part of our family
tradition was going out every year to pick out a tree with Dad.
I've kept up the tradition of fresh-cut trees until just two years
ago. Lazy? Maybe a little. Now we have a beautiful (okay, well,
it’s fine) artificial tree. All we need is a little pine air
freshener and we're set.
Go on, vote. The poll’s right over there in the right
sidebar...
Oh and if you have the time,
share a
Christmas Tree story..!
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Tuesday, December 02, 2008
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The
Internal Stuggle
So do we always want to hear the
truth? I don't think so. When we ask our partner how we look, don't
we really want them to tell us, "You look fabulous"? When we ask
for the opinions of others, aren't we looking for validation? How
do we live in community together if we don't shade the truth a
little for those we love? Do we really tell the host or hostess
that dinner was awful..?
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Friday, November 28, 2008
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At
the House
StoryRhyme.com, your source for all
sorts of interesting facts and tidbits. Tune in next week as we
celebrate the accomplishments of Millard Fillmore...
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Friday, November 28, 2008
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At
the House
Suddenly I hear shooting and two dogs
run off. My neighbor Raul has come out with BB gun blazing...
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
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At
the House Rants

This holiday, take a deep breath and
relax with some of our very own StoryRhyme.com helpful hints.
Here's number 9: Don't serve that greenbean casserole with the
canned mushrooms and shoestring onions because it's just
gross...
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Sunday, November 16, 2008
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At
the House
Southern California has been burning
the last two days. There are fires all around us, the air is thick
and as I look outside, the sky has cast an ominous orange glow over
the backyard...
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008
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At
the House The
Internal Stuggle
I think I'm getting to be an old hand
at this dyeing stuff. Well, I have done it twice now. Go to the
drugstore with the top of the old box (very clever). Husband
suggests I go lighter this time (to replicate Michael's results).
Sound advice; right (from a guy who goes to SuperCuts)..?
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Saturday, November 08, 2008
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At
the House I
Have No Idea

First of all, we're way too cool for
this catalog (or so I thought), yet it comes anyway...
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Tuesday, November 04, 2008
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The
Internal Stuggle
"To live content with small means;
to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than
fashion; to be worthy, not respectable, and wealthy, not rich; to
study hard, think quietly, talk gently, act frankly; to listen to
the stars and birds, to babes and sages, with open heart; to bear
on cheerfully, do all bravely, awaiting occasions, worry never; in
a word to, like the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious, grow up
through the common..." Read
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008
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I
Have No Idea

Gift cards have now crossed over from
the realm of the merely functional to become toys and collector
pieces? This particular card features a cutout "Domo" with magnetic
Halloween costumes (included inside the gift card packaging) so you
can dress your Domo in different Halloween costumes...
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Saturday, October 25, 2008
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At
the House

Charlie made decorations and signs for
everything including a "Chamber of Secrets" sign that he put on the
toilet tank; a "Leaky Cauldron" sign for the kitchen; and a
"Platform 9 3/4" sign that we hung at the front door to welcome
guests. Our Chamber of Secrets and Leaky Cauldron signs remain to
this day...
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
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The
Internal Stuggle

At the age of 2, Grandma moved with her parents and brother from
Kansas to the Arizona desert to homestead. Her mother (my Great
Grandmother) taught school in the one-room school house and owned
and ran the general store. Life was hard in the small ranch town.
It was remote and often lonely...
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Friday, October 17, 2008
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Rants
I first heard the ancient curse, "May
you live in interesting times," a few years ago. I've always liked
this curse. It seems innocuous enough, not harsh like the
traditional "May your cattle die and your crops wither" type
curse...
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Monday, October 13, 2008
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I
Have No Idea
You can be the first to vote in our
monthly poll. This month, in honor of the upcoming election, we
pose the question: Whom would you vote for..?
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Friday, October 10, 2008
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StoryRhyme
Enjoy our cooler hamster-powered
layout (and try not to worry about your 401(k), we're not)...
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Monday, October 06, 2008
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At
the House
Autumn's here, which means it was time
to get the Halloween box down from the garage shelves. Charlie's
now tall enough to do this himself (growing like a weed), and
immediately started pulling out old costumes. Before I knew it, we
had a space alien visiting. Charlie takes Halloween very seriously
and has been known to wear his costume around the house for a
week...
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If given the choice, I'd rather take a
nap than have to learn something new...
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Friday, September 26, 2008
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StoryRhyme Behind The Story
Scanning, building, linkiing, coding
pages for Mason and Andrew's guide is a bit of an undertaking
(Husband has the dark circles under his eyes to prove it). So much
so that if it weren't for the persistence on the part of one of our
young friends (frequent phone calls to the house), this undertaking
may not have taken place so, um, quickly (11-year-olds are not
known for their patience and forbearance)...
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I made a dogfood cake and gave the
dogs individual treats. We attempted to put party hats on them
(except for K.C. who was a nasty little thing), and took pictures.
What good are dogs if you can't put hats on them once in a while
for your own enjoyment..?
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
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I
Have No Idea
I glanced over after Husband snorted
while watching TV. He was watching one of those Proposition ads
that have been so ubiquitous the past few months. The ad had been
sponsored by the "Union of Concerned Scientists." He was
laughing...
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Intuitively I know that change can be
a good thing, but for me, change often falls into the category of
it's good for you, like eating your vegetables or cutting donuts
out of your diet. Not always the most fun; sometimes a challenge.
Fifteen years of doing one thing one way are now at an end...
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Monday, September 15, 2008
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Rants
"Something's happening..." When my son
was in kindergarten, I started noticing that there was something
different about the kids. Their body shapes had changed since I was
a kid. More children were pudgy or overweight. With each passing
grade, I noticed this more and more...
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Monday, September 08, 2008
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Rants
Every now and then (and it happens way
too often for my taste) we receive an email (usually a forward)
that claims to uphold some truth, expose corruption, injustice;
whatever the cause...
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Friday, September 05, 2008
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I
Have No Idea
I recognize the name of an actress
(who was popular back when I was paying attention to such things),
and names I don't recognize but find out (by Googling them) that
one is Tiger Woods' wife, some town’s soon-to-be ex-mayor, and a
sports guy or two...
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Monday, September 01, 2008
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At
the House
We tie-dyed about 30 shirts throughout the evening; and, of course,
all the adults were the first in line. A couple of Charlie's
friends came over in their new far-out tie-dyed shirts today and
they looked, well, groovy...
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008
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I
Have No Idea
We are what we are because of everyone
else...
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Friday, August 22, 2008
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Rants The
Internal Stuggle
.
Gravity has not been kind. I examine my face, looking for the right
angle of attack for makeup application...
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I feel like such a heel. His friends
will all be starting school (right at the end of our street) next
week, without him. Today he's blazing a new trail on his own...
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Friday, August 08, 2008
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At
the House Rants
Shag carpets, swag lamps, fake wood
paneling, macrame belts, and leisure suits with white shoes. Billy
Beer. This unique time seemed to spawn some really bad music...
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Monday, August 04, 2008
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At
the House I
Have No Idea
In upper 90s weather, with full sun, no shade in sight, we grab
pieces of rock and break them open with our little hammers looking
for anything interesting. I sat there and hummed "Breaking rocks in
the hot sun, I fought the law and the law won..."
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First Husband, then Charlie, then me.
And I've had it the worst...
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
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At
the House
Last night, my '80s mix tape as wished
for on this very blog was placed into my hands. What should I wish
for next? A winning lottery ticket? World peace..?
The other day, an interesting person out there found StoryRhyme.com
using this search query: "How to Make an Elephant Trunk for a Dog."
Well, as you all can imagine, this sent me over the moon. I am very
easily amused and entertained...
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Thursday, July 24, 2008
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At
the House I
Have No Idea
The little tyke sitting in front of us
performed gravity-defying mid-air somersaults. He did not have a
trampoline, but was propelled by sheer youthful exuberance. It was,
um, "fun" to see how close he could get without actually crashing
into us...
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The idea of worlds within worlds is so
interesting to me. After our recent trip to the Griffith Park
Observatory and watching the planetarium show, I was inspired to
write a story about Charlie's encounter with an inhabitant of one
of those worlds within a world...
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
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At
the House
When I woke up this morning and staggered out to the kitchen to
make the day's first pot of coffee, I noticed that Husband had, the
night before, lovingly cleaned and polished our little coffee
maker. This is an elaborate process...
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Tuesday, July 08, 2008
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I
Have No Idea
The family has been down with a very nasty, overly-agressive,
all-consuming cold for the last two weeks. (This has been
particularly annoying for Charlie. Not only has he lost a week of
precious summer being sick, he starts school two weeks early this
year. Yikes!) So July 4th, feeling reasonably well, coughing kept
to a minimum, we ventured out of our cave to the theater to see
this movie, and a nicer July 4th treat we couldn't have had...
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Tuesday, July 01, 2008
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I
Have No Idea
Since there are no rules to blogging
(at least none that I've heard of), I've decided to throw out
something completely random for your collective consideration. So
here's my list of picks for my Ultimate 80s Mix Tape, in no
particular order...
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It's been so many years since I've read it, I'd forgotten so much.
I've seen the movies (which were amazing), and didn't remember how
different they were from the books. For instance, Tom Bombadil. I'd
forgotten completely about him. Just what is he, we wondered? A
quick Internet search of "Tom Bombadil" gave me over half a million
entries...
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Friday, June 20, 2008
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Rants
"Eye rolling can be a predicter of
divorce." What..? I roll my eyes at least 50 times a day (jeez, I’m
doing it now). Over the time I've known my husband, I've rolled my
eyes at him at least 5 million times...
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Sunday, June 15, 2008
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I
Have No Idea
When I think back to my own dad, the
overriding feeling I get is his love for us (and we weren't always
the most loveable group, let me tell you). My dad was colorful, a
real character. I have vivid memories of him mowing the front lawn
in this get-up: Cowboy boots with black socks, green and blue
bermuda shorts, sleeveless T, and cowboy hat...
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A while back, my mother-in-law gave Charlie a dry erase board
(complete with AARP logo) -- magnetic -- so, of course, it ended up
on the fridge, which is almost covered, but there are still a few
inches of white space left. Very few. My favorite piece of fridge
art right now is Charlie's picture of a monster Hello Kitty drawn
in the style of King Kong or Godzilla, towering over destroyed
skyscrapers and swatting at airplanes, using his (her?) heat ray
eyes to destroy a passing helicopter. The tanks have no effect on
him...
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Friday, June 06, 2008
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I
Have No Idea
We're not so different, Carrie and I. Well, except for the
expensive apartment, closet the size of my living room, $500 shoes,
and $300 throw pillows. Oh, and my dog is bigger than all of the
dogs in the movie put together. But other than that...
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Tuesday, June 03, 2008
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Schoolin'
Yesterday, I accompanied Charlie's class on his last elementary
school field trip. Their personalities are emerging. The difference
from last year's group: The first bathroom stop was not to use the
facilities but to check their hair. The transformation begins...
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Thursday, May 29, 2008
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At
the House Rants
I live with cavemen, I really do. Now,
they're charming cavemen. The ladies love them, and they're very
polite, but around the house, they really regress back to the ol'
cave. My dog is a cave dog. His shedding has been in overdrive
lately and I could fill at least one pillow each day with his
cast-off cave dog hair...
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Saturday, May 24, 2008
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I
Have No Idea
Warning: Those of you who are wise and
haven't been drawn into this show will not get this, and for the
rest of us, do we..?
Finale Update: "Is he talking about what I think he's talking
about?" "If you're talking about time traveling bunnies,
yes."
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When Husband and I were prepping for
Charlie to start school, we didn't think the school itself mattered
as much as the parent-child involvement. While the aforementioned
is certainly key, the other night, I felt a twinge of regret as I
watched my sister-in-law doing some last-minute sewing. She was
making a tiger for her classroom production...
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Saturday, May 17, 2008
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At
the House Rants
At this point she raises her eyebrows,
not expecting to hear this coming from the mouth of a 10-year-old.
She then asks, "Do you have your pee-pee cup..?"
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
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StoryRhyme
It's a kick to watch our world map
filling in as we connect with the rest of the globe...
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Saturday, May 10, 2008
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The
Internal Stuggle
Before we had our son, Husband and I
would think nothing of a spontaneous trip into the city for a
midnight dinner at our favorite 24-hour dive. We were night owls;
expert sleepers...
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By comparison to Eli, Chance is a
complete slacker. While Eli would patrol the yard constantly,
Chance merely pokes his head out the dog door to see if it's worth
his trouble to go out (and for Chance, it's usually not). We
discovered that dogs, like children, are their own unique
individuals. Eli lived to please us and couldn't bear to be
scolded. Reprimands roll off Chance's back like water...
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Monday, April 28, 2008
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StoryRhyme I Have No Idea
Over the weekend, Charlie and I braved
the heat and traffic to make the scene at the 13th Annual Los
Angeles Times Festival of Books at UCLA. We didn't know what we
were getting ourselves into, which turned out to be a very large,
very hot, very corporate experience; but there were some moments...
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Sunday, April 27, 2008
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At
the House
When the moment came to release Swingset (who, coincidentally, was
ready to be released on Earth Day; who knew?). I have to admit to
feeling a little twinge. Oh, wait. I'm anthropomorphizing...
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Monday, April 21, 2008
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At
the House
Happy Earth Day, everyone. Last year, Charlie and Husband made
their own "hot" composter. Husband recently went into farmer mode
and potted some heirloom tomato plants that our friend Bruce gave
us, raised from his own seed stock. He's using our compost to feed
the plants and they're very happy...
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I know, we're wimps. Husband insists
he's had enough from his scouting days to last him a lifetime...
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Sunday, April 13, 2008
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Court
Reporting

Recently, while reporting a deposition,
the attorney for the witness made an objection I'd never heard
before...
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He walks up to us as if he's about to
deliver some important pronouncement and -- burps...
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008
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StoryRhyme

The dust bunnies have invaded...
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Sunday, March 30, 2008
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At
the House Rants
Just how are we serving our children
by turning them into unimaginative automatons? Who will be our
future artists, musicians and inventors, not to mention the great
scientific minds..?
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
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At
the House

Yesterday, Charlie came home from school in a whirl of excitement,
clutching a cardboard box. No one knew what happened to the poor
thing, but Charlie, who has a reputation for being an animal saver,
was sought out for his expertise...
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He was a little nervous about going to
school the next day and wondered about the reaction he'd get from
his schoolmates...
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There he was inside his homemade
cardboard spaceship with his astronaut helmet on. In another
picture he wore his pith helmet with vest full of tools -- insect
net, magnifying glass, and compass...
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Sunday, March 16, 2008
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StoryRhyme
Okay, this is one the coolest things
we've ever come across on the internet...
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Friday, March 14, 2008
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StoryRhyme Rants
So, I know nothing about blogs, hadn't
read them and wasn't really familiar with them, but one day Husband
suggested I write a blog for our little site. "What do I write
about?" I asked. "I don't know," said Husband very
helpfully...
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Friday, March 14, 2008
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I
Have No Idea + StoryRhyme

Every night when the moon is out, Kathy the Bunny Queen takes her
basket and goes outside...
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Thursday, March 06, 2008
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Rants
Poor Vicki describes waiting with her
screaming baby while her bedspreads dry at the laundromat. She
calls her husband, who's at work, for guidance, sustenance, words
of wisdom. Anything...
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Tuesday, March 04, 2008
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At
the House
As much as I implore him to come in,
he refuses, holding his ground. The object of his ire..?
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We have children. We love them; we teach them; we enjoy them. But
only for a few years...
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Sunday, February 24, 2008
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At
the House
Happy Birthday, Mary! My super sister.
A humble country veterinarian who runs her practice with her
husband veterinarian...
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Thursday, February 21, 2008
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At
the House
At last, Charlie received his ants in
the mail today for his Uncle Milton's Ant Farm...
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
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At
the House
Last night in bed, I heard the familiar gnawing of a rat in the
attic. Here we go again.
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Okay, I'm really questioning my hair
judgment at this point. Refer back to
first post (mousy hair).
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Monday, February 18, 2008
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StoryRhyme
Since this website is brand new and
we're not finished putting it together yet (and when I say "we," I
mean Husband) we've told very few people about it.
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Sunday, February 17, 2008
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At
the House
One day, about five years ago, Husband
filled out a form online to receive a free one-year subscription to
"Time Magazine." No strings attached (yeah, right). Sounds great;
right?
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Saturday, February 16, 2008
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Schoolin'
I'm constantly freaking out over the
prospect of middle school and am (probably) driving Husband, family
members and patient neighbors a little crazy with my angst...
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Have just finished painting our master
bedroom and am happy at last. Major undertaking (for me at
least)...
Got a bad haircut today. I miss Michael. He cut my hair for years.
He moved to the desert a few months ago. Against my better
judgement, out of desperation, I went to one of those chain
salons...
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Thursday, February 14, 2008
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The
Internal Stuggle Rants
Just finished reading a long, very
boring article on the religious symbology in the "Lord of the
Rings" movies (and books) in an online literary journal. I think I
can sum it up much more simply...
Now, I know I said before that this wouldn't be a political blog,
but I just had a thought to share. I think that Ann Coulter and
Rush Limbaugh should get married and go on a very long honeymoon...
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
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At
the House
The other day we went to the lake, my
son (Charlie) wanted to look for new pets to bring home. To
backtrack, when he was just a little guy, about four years old, we
went to the same lake and he found a freshwater clam...
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
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Court
Reporting At
the House
Biting my nails. Court reporting (my
day job that pays the bills) has slowed down to a crawl. Shout out
to all the deposition reporters out there. What's going on..?
The house wine is not bad.
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Monday, February 11, 2008
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StoryRhyme
Why StoryRhyme and why this blog? My
little family and I, we believe in reading. We believe that a
child's imagination can take them anywhere they want to go, and
while you may not have the physical means to travel the world, you
can get there through books.
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To use a pen name or not? What do you
all think out there? As those of you who know me know already, I'm
using a pen name for my stories, which has been a bit of an
internal struggle for me.
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Thursday, February 07, 2008
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At
the House
13.
I still haven't mastered our universal remote control.
20. Have never had a manicure.
45. Have learned to love ABBA. Read
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