Really Bad Jokes...
...every child should know.



What do you call a beaver who goes to church?


A beleaver!



What do you call a beaver that tricks you?

A deceaver!



What do you call a beaver who tries extra hard?

An overacheaver!



What is the dentist's favorite time of the day?

Tooth-hurty!



What do you call a stressed-out dinosaur?

A nervous rex!



What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!



Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient cow --

Moo!



Why did the dinosaurs become extinct?

Because they're eggs stink!



When do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn!



What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake?

A jump rope!



What did the banana peel say when the man stepped on it?

Nothing. Bananas don't talk!



What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!



What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper!



What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburned zebra!



Why was the little ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!



What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

He calls for a toad truck!



How do you stop a charging rhino?

Take away his credit cards!



Why was the giraffe sent home from elementary school?

He belonged in high school! Get it, HIGH school?



What's a kid's favorite kind of key?

A cookie!

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2007 StoryRhyme.com

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